I love Astoria...I really do. This is REALLY where hipsters go to retire, or at least this is where they go to open up cool restaurants and breweries and coffee shops and vintage stores where you can furnish your très cool 1910 Craftsman Bungalow. And did I mention it is where the film, The Goonies, was shot. I mean, really. The New York Times apparently also agrees, such a smart group of folks. I would worry that this place is gonna get way overrun with tourists, but the often, uh...wet weather takes care of that, with sunny days making you wonder if you've done something good in a past life.